Monday, January 28, 2008

On the run

An article in the newspaper last week caught my eye. It said: 'Police chase ends in arrest'. The following was my train of thought...
Well, how else was it supposed to end?
We're on an island!

Almost all roads are one lane.

There's only so many places one can escape to and it's not that kind of an escape.

Not like one can cross interstate lines and actually hide somewhere.
Everyone knows everyone here. Someone's bound to rat on the man.
Fool Fool Fool!
Why bother even making those cops chase him? Unless he a helicopter waiting at the other end of the island, he should have just given himself up in the first place.


bermudabluez said...

The guy never had a chance! Obviously he must have been "under the influence"!!

fortify said...

chase de tail to jail

Roshani said...

Lol... that guy never stood a chance!

~ Ms. Cute Pants ~ said...

Interestingly enough, he was trying to outrun the cops cause he didn't want to be caught with a 'baggie of goody' that he had, which would have meant a tougher scentence. He managed to dump his stash in the water somewhere before the cops caught up to him. And since they couldn't find it he got off with just a fine of $500, as opposed to prison time.