Wednesday, September 10, 2008

You can leave your hat on

How religious is Cayman? Well, a woman here was arrested last night for gambling. That's how! If you're looking for a piece of Vegas on this island, then look elsewhere, preferably in Vegas. Although, I'm sure a quick trip to Miami will cure that gambling itch and while you're there, the strip club itch as well, because strip clubs here are also outlawed. Bachelor parties here must be so boring. Whatever do the guys do? Oh yeah, quick weekend trips to Miami, or so I've heard.

Bermuda is no different but in an effort to mix it up, some have resorted to gambling boats while offshore.
I've heard of these 'gentlemen's night' being hosted on a big fancy boat, complete with strippers and of course, as close to Vegas as one can get. Which just goes to show, just because there aren't any strip clubs, doesn't mean the island lacks strippers. Technically they're not on land so that's just fine, but to avoid getting caught once you dock is a whole different ball game. Discretion is the key here and as well belonging to a certain level of affluence doesn't hurt either. Whether the same happens here in Cayman, I'm not sure and if it doesn't, no one should say that I've shown this island a loophole. That's the thing about loopholes - one always exists.

5 comments:

MarkD60 said...

There's been a numbers game in Cayman for a long long time.

MsCutePants@gmail.com said...

A numbers game? with money involved? Isn't that gambling?

ZenDenizen said...

Funny, when I saw the title in my Google Reader, I thought, "Ha, it's that naughty song from 9 1/2 weeks..." I was surprised to find it was actually a naughty themed post! From pristine MsCutePants no less, shame shame :)

ms cute pants said...

HA I don't know about 9 1/2 weeks but that song is a classic. The one by Etta James is on my playlist. And where'd you get the idea that I was 'pristine'? You will not believe the things that come outta my mouth sometimes. Yeah, I've got no shame.

bermudabluez said...

You are too funny! Did you see that movie with Cameron Diaz and Ashton Kutcher....What Happens In Vegas....RENT it...it is hilarious!!